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PDF F*CK OFF Geometric - Sweary Rude X Stitch PDF Digital Pattern

PDF F*CK OFF Geometric - Sweary Rude X Stitch PDF Digital Pattern

£7.00

Fuck Off Geometric Stripe DIGITAL PDF  - sweary rude sassy x-stitch PDF

For instant stitch venting.

Rude Stitches is a cross-stitch collection when you need a little sass in your stitching..  a calm and collected way to vent your inner vexes via stitch craft.  

Part of a limited edition collection of digital only patterns.
This is a DIGITAL PDF File    You will only receive a digital file and this is non refundable. It is NOT A KIT

30x20cm finished work *approx on original design

Design Stats (created for):

  • Cross Stitch or Needlepoint
  • 7hpi Canvas
  • 4 Ply Tapestry Wool
  • You can also stitch in cottons and evenweave or aida, or as a needlepoint on canvas (12hpi) we explain conversions.

Each PDF chart includes:

  • CHART - swith colour blocks which can be printed or viewed and expanded on a device (phone /ipad etc) using adobe reader. Also with symbols
  • SIZE STATS -  Details of the number of stitches and size conversions to different HPI / bases (so you can adapt to needlepoint if desired.
  • STITCH STATS - Appleton Wool references and amounts for the original kit - you can use your own base / stash of colours / wool or cotton .. the choice is yours! 
  • HOW TO - Our how to cross stitch with wool guide

You will need:

  • Base (Canvas 7hpi - or your choice)
  • Wools or Cottons (Tapestry 4ply - or your choice)
  • Needle
  • Threader (optional)
  • Scissors
  • Finishing items - cushion, fabric, frame ... you decide! 

Whether you’re a seasoned stitcher or a curious beginner, Milk Makes it easy to craft with confidence. Download, stitch, and step up your tapestry game. Each design blends classic needlepoint techniques with contemporary aesthetics.  

This is one of our original designs - originally created as part of our now iconic collection of kits - since 2005.

Original Kit design was made on 7HPI Canvas with 4 Ply Tapestry wool using a cross stitch.
You can use the pattern for needlepoint or tapestry or stranded cotton cross stitch on different bases if you like.
Tapestry on 12hpi as a needlepoint or half cross stitch works well too - but it will be smaller.  We have a change of size guide included.

Copyright Milk Makes and designer - all rights reserved. Download is for single personal use only and not for commercial use or photocopying or sharing in any way.  IP details are included and available online.

crafty faqs

WHAT ARE PDFS?

A PDF (Portable Document Format) is a digital file that you can view, download, and print from any device. All our patterns and guides are delivered as PDFs – ready for you to open instantly after purchase, with no shipping or waiting. You’ll need a free PDF reader like Adobe Acrobat to open the file.

WHAT DOES A DIGITAL PATTERN INCLUDE?

Each Stitch PDF download includes:

  • A colour chart for easy stitching  
  • Recipe - for amount of yarn for original product
  • Size Conversion guide  
  • Instructions for half-stitch and full cross-stitch techniques

You will need your own materials.

Including - Base Canvas, Yarns, Scissors 

HOW DO DOWNLOADS WORK?

1. Add the item to your cart

2. Check out

3. After the order has successfully been placed and paid for, you will receive an automatic email  with a link to the DOWNLOADS page. 

4. Click on the link and then the download for your item

5. It will download to your device / computer

6. Print the pattern at home or use on your smart device

7. If you have trouble, go back to your account under purchases or the email and you can re-download the file.  There is a limit as to how many times you can do this and no-one else can download your items which are data stamped for our protection.

8. Print pattern on your home printer or use it on your smartphone, PC or tablet.

COPYRIGHT

Copyright © Milk Makes & Jacqui Pearce. All rights reserved.

DIGITAL FILES AND KITS are for personal use only. It may not be copied, shared, altered, resold, distributed, or used to create physical or digital products for commercial gain without prior written permission or a commercial licence.

No part of the design may be used in classes, workshops, kits, or other instructional settings without explicit permission.

Changing the colours, wording, or adapting the design in any form does not remove copyright — rights remain with the original designer, Jacqui Pearce, and Milk Makes.

DIGITAL DESIGNS BY US TO BE STITCHED BY YOU

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